Phillip As A Reference Book And A Dinosaur: Philsaurus

My days with Phillip seem to get more and more exciting as the days pass.  We've shared so many memories that it would put a 'Nam vet to shame.  I'm starting to consider making a scrapbook.  You know, something for physical value that I can give to my kids some day.  Who knows? Maybe they'll be best friends with a Crawford of their own.  The world works in mysterious ways.  However, I'm glad that it has worked out the way it has with Phillip and me.  From the strolls around campus to the countless hours of Calculus homework, it would be hard for things to get any more perfect.  Phillip went to Walmart just the other day to stock up on bottled water and powdered milk.  He says that it's for next hurricane season.  I believe that he is a man of great foresight, and I greatly admire that.  For example, Phillip and I were having a conversation about Morrissey, and the song "You Have Killed Me" came on the radio in the next few minutes!  I was absolutely blown away.  I told Phillip that he should open his own telephone psychic hotline.  He just laughed it off, but I really think he would prosper! Pretty soon we'll all be phoning Phillip for advice about the future.  Try it out for yourself!  I promise you won't be disappointed.  The absolute last thing that Phillip Crawford could/would do to a person is disappoint them! :)