The Legend of Sleepy Phillip

It seems like the hiatus I have unintentionally taken is finally coming to an end.  It has just been so difficult lately to find some free time, what with homecoming, preparing for Halloween, midterms, and - you guessed it - Phillip.  He spent the last couple of days making the absolute best Halloween decorations for our dorm room.  He's extremely resourceful, and I have a lot to learn from him still.  Using a ballpoint pen, two mattresses, four blankets, a bike chain, and a step ladder, Phillip has transformed our dorm room into a haunted halloween extravaganza.  I was so scared the first time I walked in!  Phillip bought some dry ice in order to create a sort of fog effect.  And boy, is it effective!  I told Phillip he should write a really really scary movie script.  He'd make millions - even trillions!  But maybe I just get overexcited for Phillip.  But one day in the future all the hype will be completely justified.  I am looking forward to what the future has in store for Phillip.  He'll strike it so rich some day, people will be asking him to loan them money.  He'll be that rich!  I just can't wait to go trick-or-treating with Phillip this year.  He's dressing up as Donald Rumsfeld, and I think I'll go as Roger Clemens.  I just know that Phillip will show me up!  But that's perfectly alright with me.  I enjoy admiring Phillip more than I do having people admire me.  I couldn't be more excited.  Halloween, here Phillip and I come! :)